The Ideal Life: Pimpin` in The Sims 2

Yeah, Kirk started to make those Sims 2 Articles, so I decided, "Hey! I should do s*** like that!" and so, I decided to make 4 girls and myself, the Family to be called pimp!

Check out the Family...

(From left to Right: Kagome (InuYasha), Me, Quistis (FF8), Rinoa (FF8), Heather (Silent Hill 3) :P)

So we start the Day, I buy s*** and they used it, completely forgetting these things, a Phone, a bookshelf and a Mirror, but THERES FUCKING COMPUTERS, YO!


Within seconds of gameplay, Quistis f***ing sits her ass on the computer and starts fagging around with people, at this time I got pissed and deleted every Outside door.


Being a sick bastard, I grabbed a cup of water and I watched kagome bathe, Yes it's tap water.


Heather turned emo when she figured out that I was making grilled chesse sandwitches for diner, than later when cops found her, she blamed Rinoa. Rinoa wasn't there to plead innocent.

Now, I was enjoying this life, I was talking to the fantasy chicks, until the toliet broke and no one could f***ing study so I had to place it in the backyard to make a new one, then Rinoa had to piss really bad WHILE cooking and left the burner on.


It burst into flames because no one knew cooking, Everyone f***ing paniced and scream except for....


Me, While Everyone was having an anal anysuim over the fire, I decided to hugged the wall, No phone, no doors, Rinoa tried to extenquish the fire, and died, everyone in the House died, except for me, who was hugging the wall and in the other room as everything blew all over.